Because children can make for some of the worst roommates EVER

Refer to your child as your roommate and tell us something your ‘roommate’ does. Here are a few from myself, friends and family. Enjoy 😉

My roommate pees in my bed sometimes

My roommates scream “I’m done” at me until I wipe their butts

My roommate will just stare and scream at me sometimes. For no reason!

My roommates yell at me to make them food while I’m trying to have “me” time in the bathroom

When I lay on the floor, my roommate backs her butt into my face because she thinks it’s funny

My roommates sneak into bed with me every night

I roommate sticks their foot up my ass while they’re sleeping

My roommate cries if I don’t open his granola bar the right way

My roommate pretends he’s gonna hug me then headbutts me in the face

My roommate wakes me up at night to take her to the bathroom

My roommate has to take at least three stuffed animals to bed with her at night

Does your “roommate” have any questionable house manners?

XO 

Ashley

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